Two Camels Walk Into a Bar...

The result of staying up too late and giggling too much with your spouse:

Two camels walk into a bar. The first camel asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here." The second camel asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Didn't you hear what I just told your friend? We don't serve camels." The camel replies, "I didn't order a camel, I ordered a drink."

Winskye wit at its finest.