Careful What You Ask For...

Me: Do you need anything from me for your meetings this afternoon?
Joe: I need you to make me some lists.
Me: Lists of what?
Joe: Just lists.


So here is what I gave him:

Lists

Whole Numbers Between Zero and Eleven:

1.          1

2.          2

3.          3

4.          4

5.          5

6.          6

7.          7

8.          8

9.          9

10.       10

Colors That I Look Good Wearing:

1.          Pink

2.          Purple

3.          Red

4.          Navy Blue

5.          Yellow

6.          Black

7.          Brown

Things that are Silly:

1.          Me

2.          Your face

3.          Badgers

4.          String

5.          Putty

6.          Puns

Things that are Round:

1.          Pie

2.          Your face

3.          Beach balls

4.          Tires

5.          Earth

6.          Dimes

7.          Pie

8.          Cookies

Things I Like About You:

1.          You 

Things I Like about Us:

1.          Us

Things I Like to Look at:

1.          Me

2.          Your face

3.          Kittens

4.          Steak

5.          Dessert

6.          Pretty things

7.          Me

Things I Like:

1.          Pie

2.          Meg

3.          You

4.          Kittens

5.          Steak

6.          Pink

7.          23

8.          Dessert

9.          You

Food I Love:

1.          Steak

2.          Cheeseburgers

3.          Potatoes

4.          Salad

5.          Artichokes

6.          Pie

7.          Ice cream

8.          Peanut butter

9.          Chocolate

10.       Balsamic vinegar

11.       Tomatoes

12.       Pasta

Things We Are Good At:

1.          Being Awesome

2.          Being Silly

3.          Theatre

4.          Being silly

5.          Being completely fucking ridiculous

6.          Going way too far

7.          Jumping in way over our heads

8.          Being stubborn

9.          Working to hard

10.       Being loyal

11.       Being sexy

12.       Drinking

13.       Looking good

14.       Having fun

15.       Throwing parties

16.       Helping others

17.       Commitment to the joke

18.       Not knowing when to stop

19.       Puns

20.       Presents

21.       Kissing

22.       Playing games

23.       Being predictable (to each other)

24.       Being casually awful

25.       Eating

26.       Losing sleep

27.       Putting other people first

28.       Surprises

29.       Us

30.       Pie

31.       Liking cats

32.       Wasting time

33.       Being pretty

34.       Saying stupid things

35.       Making lists